Open letter to the left wing of the Democrat Party:

Dear left wing,

I would like to take this opportunity on behalf of Republicans everywhere to thank you for the hard work you put into assuring the victory of Ned Lamont in the Connecticut Democrat Primary. The benefits the Republican Party will gain from your decision to disrespect and outcast a great American in Joe Lieberman will last into the next decade.

Maybe it was Senator Lieberman’s stance as someone who put America first, the reason behind his assassination. This would make sense since Ned Lamont represents the section of the Democrat Party that believes in burning the American Flag, the Pledge of Allegiance is evil and that anyone who prays to God is not human.

I want to thank you for ensuring that come November Democrats will have one less seat in the Senate as Joe Lieberman will be the Senator from Connecticut as an Independent since at that point all the sensible people in Connecticut will get to vote.

I want to thank you for making sure all those independent and moderate voters will continue to vote Republican as they have for the last 10 years. This is based on the obvious message that was sent to America last night that the Democrat Party does not have room for moderate thinking. After all, if the Democrat party doesn’t have room for a moderate Joe Lieberman how can a moderate America expected to be properly represented by a Democrat Party?

Most of all I want to thank you for giving the Republican Party the issue it needed to ensure that those 5 million Evangelical Christians that gave George Bush the largest vote count in history in 2004 will come out again in November. In 2004 they came out in droves to make sure a Republican picked the next Supreme Court. This year I was concerned that those 5 million didn’t have a good enough reason to vote until last night when you gave us the gift of Ned Lamont and the fear of what America will become if they stay home.

Tremendous amount of thanks,

Republicans Everywhere