“They can’t run anything right”

That was what former President Clinton told supporters last night, referring to George Bush.

Well Bill nobody is as perfect as you. The way you handled Mogadishu was just brilliant.

Oh and Wako, great job there! How many American women and children were killed?

Plus who can forget little Elian Gonzalez. Thank God the Swat Team was called in to grab the kid because I personally thought he was dangerous to our national security.

Those last minute pardons, you pulled those off perfectly.

My favorite though was bombing the Chinese Embassy instead of the terrorists! Brilliant I say, brilliant!